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Title: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 02, 2008, 05:32:45 PM: I'm a Sales Rep....a pretty damned good one 8)..... There's company new to my area selling very aggressively , quoting below cost , targetting the customers of our company as we are the No.1 at what we do. It's a pain but that's sales I guess.

So after seeing my 10th customer who'd had a below cost quote from these guys I decided to check out the competions rep in my area, as a few of the male buyers told me she was hot....I googled ( her name is not a common one ) and found some photo's online , and she did look pretty so I sent her a text message, see if she wanted a coffee and talk some shop.

She agreed , and we traded banter by text message for an afternoon...she seems fun , but today I got a call from her manager....he left a message on my phone I didn't take kindly to , so for revenge instead if calling him back I'm gonna post his message online set to piece of written by Jeff , and then email the link of the song to they're offices >:D

I've done it very quickly whilst I'm still pissed, so it's a little rough but see what you think !

Oh.....and if anyone has a few minutes of random / abstract video I'd like to put it onto Youtube too ?

So............

All Music..............Jeff ( thanks man ! )

Vocals.................Some Dork called Matt

Vocal splicing........CD

Mixing & Master.....CD

Edit................I'm adding the original message so you can listen to it ;D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Studioplayer on July 02, 2008, 05:39:47 PM: LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Nice. You need to boost his voice some more. The music is very strong and almost drowns out the voice. Very funny and evil at the same time. >:D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 02, 2008, 05:44:05 PM: Quote from: Studioplayer on July 02, 2008, 05:39:47 PM
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Nice. You need to boost his voice some more. The music is very strong and almost drowns out the voice. Very funny and evil at the same time. >:D

Yeah....Never leave a message that may piss off someone with a DAW >:D

I think when I put it through the master compessor the voice lost some intellegibility....It's not easy to mic a cell phone either , you get that strange noise coming through.

CD
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: jeff on July 02, 2008, 05:47:30 PM: Ha! :)

Jeff
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Studioplayer on July 02, 2008, 05:57:22 PM: Quote from: CosmicDolphin on July 02, 2008, 05:32:45 PM

Oh.....and if anyone has a few minutes of random / abstract video I'd like to put it onto Youtube too ?

;D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Basil on July 02, 2008, 06:30:43 PM: LOL.....I've got to hand it to you for being very creative. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: NickT on July 02, 2008, 10:49:48 PM: That is to funny!

Back off!!!!!

Who the F@%$ says that on a business call?

Nick
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: PVD on July 02, 2008, 11:58:12 PM: CD - very creative.
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 03, 2008, 02:24:37 AM: Quote from: NickT on July 02, 2008, 10:49:48 PM
Who the F@%$ says that on a business call?

Nick

Idiots who deserve to be ridiculed ;) I shall hand out a free copy to each company they've been in contact with in my area.

Can anyone reccommend a site to put it on ?

CD
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: groverk on July 03, 2008, 08:35:28 AM: Your Evil CD >:D

It would be great to the look on see his face when he hears it.

Now, where are the pic's of the sales rep that got you in this situation.

You need to hook her up with Jeff and his video camara and let him get creative ;) ;)
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 03, 2008, 02:52:26 PM: Quote from: groverk on July 03, 2008, 08:35:28 AM
Your Evil CD >:D

It would be great to the look on see his face when he hears it.

Now, where are the pic's of the sales rep that got you in this situation.

Here.....that's really her

http://www.total-talent.com/portfolio.php?uid=128794&image=148356

Jeff can sleep on my sofa if he pays his own air fare :)

CD
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: jeff on July 03, 2008, 03:05:21 PM: She looks nice.

I'd probably just fly her to me ;)
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 03, 2008, 04:00:11 PM: Quote from: jeff on July 03, 2008, 03:05:21 PM
She looks nice.

I'd probably just fly her to me ;)

Hey ...good title for a song there Bro...you should post it on a music site ;D

CD
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: groverk on July 03, 2008, 06:37:33 PM: Quote
Vocals.................Some Dork called Matt

;D ;D ;D I just noticed that
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: jeff on July 03, 2008, 09:51:42 PM: Quote from: CosmicDolphin on July 03, 2008, 04:00:11 PM
Quote from: jeff on July 03, 2008, 03:05:21 PM
She looks nice.

I'd probably just fly her to me ;)

Hey ...good title for a song there Bro...you should post it on a music site ;D

CD

Its all yours, if you want it :)
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 10, 2008, 04:19:12 PM: Guys.....

I've uploaded the video i made to go with it to Youtube....figured it'd be easier show to people if I visit their offices >:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PervAM2YO4

I only shot it on a digital still camera with the movie mode , and used some free software called Pinnacle Spin to put it together, but the s/ware allowd you to edit and publish straight to Youtube which is kinda cool.

CD
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: NickT on July 10, 2008, 04:32:51 PM: What ever happened with this?
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 10, 2008, 04:48:36 PM: I made a video , put in on Youtube today and I'm spreading the link around trying to get a load of hits , so when somebody googles their company hopefully it should bring my video up too >:D

I'm sending the link to the guy who left the message, then we'll see what happens !

CD
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Tricia41 on July 10, 2008, 05:03:27 PM: Cute video, CD! That must have been tricky to make. :)
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Basil on July 10, 2008, 05:10:23 PM: LOL!!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 10, 2008, 05:17:08 PM: Quote from: Tricia41 on July 10, 2008, 05:03:27 PM
Cute video, CD! That must have been tricky to make. :)

It didn't take me as long as sampling and arranging the phone message ;D

Half of it was ideas from my Kids.....please rate it and spread it around guys, I need hits..Thanks !

CD

PS I like you new avatar !
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: jeff on July 10, 2008, 05:18:24 PM: LOL...very good! :)

Jeff
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Studioplayer on July 10, 2008, 05:26:51 PM: Remind me to never get on your bad side. ;D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 10, 2008, 05:37:43 PM: Quote from: Studioplayer on July 10, 2008, 05:26:51 PM
Remind me to never get on your bad side. ;D

Well.......you know those songs you been promising to play on once you had the Pod and a new DAW ;D

CD

PS.. Can you guys leave a comment and rate it for me ...Thanks !
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: NickT on July 10, 2008, 05:51:43 PM: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: canuk62 on July 15, 2008, 09:44:22 PM: ;D ;D ;D Hey Mark, the video was removed...I was getting ready to get a hundred or so people to click on it and rate it..guess Matt wasn't happy about, eh? ;D ;D ;D
Marc
(it's an absolute scream by the way..good job!)
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 16, 2008, 02:07:38 AM: My boss's boss watched it and told him to tell me to take it down :(
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: jeff on July 16, 2008, 04:41:30 AM: :(
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Basil on July 16, 2008, 06:30:39 AM: Did they laugh?
Do you still have a job?
Are you the new company training video guy?
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: NickT on July 16, 2008, 08:25:36 AM: He must still have a job. He took it down.

Of course, If it was posted here and we put it on you tube... >:D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on July 16, 2008, 12:31:48 PM: Yeah....thought I'd better do what the regional Manager says....my own boss thought it was great and wanted to leave it up but this other guy is new to the job, probably wants to make his mark.

I could do with hosting it somewhere so I can privately give people the address to watch it... Any ideas ?

...Oh and one of my customers saw it and want one like it for their company ! ;D

CD
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on January 05, 2012, 01:17:49 PM: Here's a funny update...3 years on

I switched sides...went native...they headhunted me for a few years and I now work for the company that this was aimed against...made me an offer I couldn't refuse....so I left the Big Boys of Office Depot and came to work for the local guys.

Matt - The guy who left the idiotic cell phone message isn't here any more & neither is the hot rep girl that I originally met and had coffee with ( called Shakina ) , though I do have her on Facebook.

She was a bit vague about her career before office Supplies, and I recently found out why. One of my co-workers told me that before she went into Sales she was a Porn Star, he told me her stage name and she's in the Porn Version of IMDB ;D

Over 70 film credits - no wonder she took some customers off me :P

Of course for scientific reasons I checked - yep - definitely her 8)

This is her LinkdIn http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=105805121&authType=name&authToken=i3YN&locale=en_US&pvs=pp&trk=ppro_viewmore

CD
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Johnny on January 05, 2012, 01:25:49 PM: ;D ;D ;D

"Revenge by Male Bone"

;D :o ::)
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: AndyG6508 on January 05, 2012, 01:35:03 PM: I remember this one Mark its side splitting ;D.

REally liked the cool effects you added in.

This story line itsels is worth a song dont you think?

Prom Queen/Porn Queen kind of a thing?

Andy
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on January 05, 2012, 01:38:30 PM: Quote from: AndyG6508 on January 05, 2012, 01:35:03 PM

Prom Queen/Porn Queen kind of a thing?

Andy

haha , it's all yours Andy
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Casia - lyricist on January 05, 2012, 01:45:17 PM: Scientific reasons indeed :D. I know you better!
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on January 05, 2012, 01:48:50 PM: Quote from: Casia - lyricist on January 05, 2012, 01:45:17 PM
Scientific reasons indeed :D. I know you better!

You can talk ! Trying to get me to photograph myself in a Toga and feed you grapes !
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Casia - lyricist on January 05, 2012, 01:51:41 PM: LMAO - that's sooo yesterday ;D ;D. It was just to entertain Dave while he wasn't doing music and to give Tricia something to comment on.
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on January 05, 2012, 02:37:29 PM: Quote from: Casia - lyricist on January 05, 2012, 01:51:41 PM
LMAO - that's sooo yesterday ;D ;D. It was just to entertain Dave while he wasn't doing music and to give Tricia something to comment on.

That's it..just use me then toss me aside :-*
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Casia - lyricist on January 05, 2012, 02:49:58 PM: You know better ;)
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: AndyG6508 on January 05, 2012, 02:56:22 PM: some of them want to use you..some of them want to be used by you!
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Casia - lyricist on January 05, 2012, 02:59:22 PM: Is that what happened to you Andy ;D
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: CosmicDolphin on January 05, 2012, 03:05:21 PM: Quote from: Casia - lyricist on January 05, 2012, 02:59:22 PM
Is that what happened to you Andy ;D

He wishes
Title: Re: Revenge by Cell Phone
Post by: Casia - lyricist on January 05, 2012, 03:54:46 PM: He wishes ... or that's your fantasy!