I'm beginning to think me and Ian are related
She's the world's biggest gossip, and that isn't a brag
No secret's safe when it's known by that nag
She coughs up more dirt than a tabloid rag
The minute she's informed, the cat's out of the bag...
NAG, NAG, NAG, the cat's out of the bag
WAG,WAG,WAG, her tongue's really a drag
NAG, NAG, NAG, put my WIFE in that BAG!!!!
